I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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