Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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