508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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