you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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