Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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