I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
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You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
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All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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