why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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