I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
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Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
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My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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