I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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