Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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