the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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