Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Green mimosas i think yes
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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