She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
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I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
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I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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