is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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