I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
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i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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