Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
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