Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
