U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Randomize
