She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
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