he wants to bone in the snuggie
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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