This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
BRING THE BAGELS
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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