fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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