did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
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Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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