he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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