i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
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