found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
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True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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