I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
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