did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
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Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
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It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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