CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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