I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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