So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
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My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
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When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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