Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
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if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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