My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
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How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I have tasted many bathrooms
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