i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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