I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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