dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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