did you get engaged???
I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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