she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
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Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I just want nice things and good sex
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
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This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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