her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
im about as happy as oj after his trial
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
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Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
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What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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