I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
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I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
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