i jhust puked up my retainher.
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
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She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
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THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I love you.
Bad choice
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