Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
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It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
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So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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