arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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