Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
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But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
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Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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