i permit you to call me
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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