3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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