**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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