I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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