I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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