Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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