We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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