Porn is love you can see.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
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My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
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I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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