Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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